February 2012
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
Guys that can dress: 10x more attractive.
Guys that know how to make me laugh: 923847x more attractive.
Guys that buy me food: 903325230985294873x more attractive.
One Direction: Priceless.
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you are going to die.
brain: you have to pee.